Taco Knights

from Pants! by The Alphabeticians

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lyrics

Stand at attention. Wash your hands. You're in the presence of a whole new kind of dining champion.
I'm talking about the taco knights.
You may think that we're out to get you, but we're not. How could we be? We're taco knights!
Defenders of the dinner table, you'll eat salad and you'll never know. That's how it goes with the taco knights.
Dress the part and be on time, because we won't have long to dine.
It's ok. It's just that way with the taco knights.
Bringing joy to the world, to all the bullfrogs and bull..girls!
Jeremiah, he's on fire with the taco knights.
Use your fingers, use your toes, it's in your hair? we don't care!
Bath time follows de rigueur with the taco knights.
Dress the part and be on time, because we won't have long to dine.
It's ok. It's just that way with the taco knights.
Stand at attention. Wash your hands. You're in the presence of a whole new kind of dining champion.
I'm talking about the taco knights.

credits

from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Piano
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitars, Tambourine, Cowbell
Matt Clark: Bass

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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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discography

Pants!

Jan 2015
Other Stuff

Apr 2013
Junior

Apr 2012
Rock

Dec 2010

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