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Soccer

from Pants! by The Alphabeticians

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What's the name of the game where your foot kicks the ball and your team shares the goal to put the ball in a hole?
It's called soccer, but it's really futbol.
You kick the ball with your feet, don't let it touch your hands.
You gotta understand there's a game in the land they call soccer, but to most it's futbol.

It isn't fair to punch a girl anywhere in the world.
Why do they call it sock-her, when it's really futbol?

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from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Ukulele, Shaker, Clave, Blender

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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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